Hostess: Oh, Lionel. Glad you could make it. Hostess: Can I get you a drink?
Lionel: - Yeah something soft — I'm driving. Hostess: - Okay.
Lionel: Parking's an absolute nightmare round here, isn't it? Lionel: Had to reverse into the tiniest of spaces. CUE-F This line is an invalid cue
Lionel: Still, I managed it. I mean, parking's not exactly brain surgery is it?
LAUGHS POLITELY
Lionel: And I should know.
Female Guest: Why's that, are you a doctor?
Lionel: Careful. Not a doctor. I'm a brain surgeon.
Lionel: Big difference. Big difference! 00:00:22.970 --> Lionel: Missing end time --> 00:00:25.160 Lionel: Missing start time --> Lionel: Missing both times
Lionel: Yeah, I actually know a joke about this:
Lionel: “What's the difference between a doctor and a brain surgeon?
Lionel: “One's, not exactly brain surgery, the other, is brain surgery”
Lionel: SIGHS WITH SMUG SATISFACTION
Lionel: - So er, what do you guys do? Male Guest: - I'm an accountant Lionel: - (patronising tone) Oh that's good. Yeah.
Lionel: I could do with an accountant. Filling in those tax forms can get really confusing, can't it?
Lionel: Still...
Lionel: It's not exactly brain surgery is it?
Lionel: I mean, brain surgery, believe me, is very complex
Lionel: - Are you an accountant too? Female Guest: - Er no, I work for a charity.
Lionel: Oh, that's a very selfless job isn't it?
Lionel: I really admire you, I don't think I could ever do what you do.
Lionel: I say that because it's emotionally draining not because it's hard.
Lionel: I mean...
Lionel: (with a grimace) It's not exactly brain surgery is it?
Lionel: Which, as a brain surgeon, is what I do.
Hostess: Lionel, here's your drink.
Hostess: Lionel's a brain surgeon you know?
Female Guest: (slightly weary tone) Yeah, he mentioned it.
Hostess: Oh, Jeff. They keep you late at the space center?
Jeff: (resigned tone) As always, yeah.
Hostess: - (to herself) I'll take this food round. Hostess: Have you met Lionel? Jeff: - Er, no. Hello Lionel. Lionel: - So Jeff, how do you earn a crust?
Jeff: Well I'm a scientist. I work mainly with rockets.
Jeff: It's, erm, pretty tough work.
Jeff: What do you do?
Lionel: Well, I don't mean to boast, but er, I'm a brain surgeon.
Jeff: Brain surgery?
Jeff: Not exactly rocket science, is it?